If I had an iPhone

I'd do things like look up the 23 flavours in Dr. Pepper!

1. Amaretto
2. Almond
3. Blackberry
4. Black Licorice
5. Carrot
6. Clove
7. Cherry
8. Caramel
9. Cola
10. Ginger
11. Juniper
12. Lemon
13. Molasses
14. Nutmeg
15. Orange
16. Prune
17. Plum
18. Pepper
19. Root Beer
20. Rum
21. Raspberry
22. Tomato
23. Vanilla

...Tomato? Really?

Bitches Ain't Shit But Hos And Tricks

"Casual Sex"


“As far as I’m concerned, being any gender is a drag.” - Patti Smith

"Like the Matches. On crack."

Got this from Heather. My reaction: "It's perfect! It's bizarre and awesome and fantastic and a little disturbing! I love it!"

Also:

I'm Just Hopelessly Hopeful

I hate quoting Fall Out Boy. It makes me feel like either one of those sad, loser teenage bags of useless or an incredible fangirl, neither of which I'm a huge fan. But sometimes it's the only verbalisation that makes sense.

Something just hit my switch
To make me not care about anything
The point where staying awake isn't worth
The heartbreak my head gives
Sleep isn't the problem
It's the getting there that's hard
Don't make me think about me
Make your life the only one in mind
The questions and comments just rile me
I can't stand the confrontation
Make my decisions for me
Before I spill my guts over the table
The words make my skin itch
At where my head adjoins my neck
Where I could peal off my face
And you could see the real underneath

I want to get to the point where I can do this