28 October 2006

Mama, we all go to hell.

Ludi was pretty awesome, as was hanging out/working with Siobhan, Adam, and Mel at the Halloween party thing. This explains the lateness of this update. I am currently listening to My Chemical Romance's "Black Parade" which FINALLY came and I must say it's pretty good. A good mix of highs, lows, sweetness and sarcasm, I think.

Title Source: "Mama" by My Chemical Romance. This'll play on rotation for a while.


“Cool. Now I’m a piano.”

“Life is too short… so kiss slowly, laugh uncontrollably, love truly, forgive quickly, and never regret anything that once made you smile.”

Mr. Evans: “Because sex with goats… is always wrong.”

“And today I completely forgot that we actually got our math binders back after the midterm so I was like...wait, how did Mr. Quattrin get this into my locker...what sort of sorcery is this? And your dad does know sorcery, I’m pretty sure. I bet he could make 2+2= chair.”

“Look! Your existence! It’s right there!”

“I could never cut it as an emo kid. No pun intended.”

“I thin Adam’s drunk. He just called me hott.”

“That’s mean.”
“You’re mean!”
“I know!”

“Scott is a dance master.”
“Yes! Very yes!”

“Fall Out Boy? You mean, Fall Out Suck.”

“If you fail, you have to make a sex noise.”
“Which is funny because that’s how it works in real life.”

“Caesar was the Freddie Mercury of his day.”

“Look, Mama! Dead people!”

“They’re like Native Americans. Only white.”

“Because Jesus space-travelled all the time.”

“Red in dunce lettering.” Yay dyslexia.

“What did the Romans use instead of toilet paper?”
“Figs!”

“That kid was weird. He was singing to himself and eating grass.”

“Special cheese!”

“Where is my ring, you gigolo jackbutt?”

“If this is Ben Hur, where’s the guy getting run over?”

“We lost tug of war because those eighth graders weigh like 150 pounds and America’s obese.”

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