I told you, Kristen. Anyway, stage crew was really fun. Lots of people there; all very cool freshman, along with the usual suspects. But since no one cares what's written in memos and whatnot, on we go.
Title Source: Kristen Halsing. English class today.
"I don't want to be a hot pocket!"
"What is 'Song of Myself' about?"
"Sex with nature."
"Burn for your heresy!"
"Hey, if heresy is the only thing I'm burning for, I'm doing pretty well."
"No, it's just the concept of an evil-sounding falsetto is hilarious."
"So it's like a cross between Harvert Moon and Rollercoaster Tycoon only with piñatas."
"Cannibal piñatas!"
"Let's find the spring constant of Ceri's hair!"
"Brendan, you lose. You got pwned by History."
"We are all merchants ships... on the inside..."
"I like my sarcasm like I like my salsa: spicy!"
"You never know who it is stuck at the bottom of a well."
"Is it Jesus?"
"Did they have rhinos back then?"
"No, Sumner, they invented them in the 21st century."
"Thumbs down! The emperor says no!"
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The best thing about the rhino quote, IMO, is the fact that the passage we were reading was written in 1998.
hahaha...yay!
it's kristin by the way.
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