You're a Monet. No question about it.

I am so DAMN glad the show is over. Now back to my non-life of writing emo poetry, doing my homework early, and all around being a loser.


"I'm at 'work'."
"'Work'?"
"Yep."
"Brothel?"
"Shut up, slut."

"Always assume rape."

"You just chucked a book at your mom!"
"She asked for it."

"It's easier to say 'Ohh... she's a crack addict" than "Ohh... There's a lot of injustice in this town!'"

"So if the baby's a watermelon, and Jason's the vine, what's Nancy?"
Ms. Nickolai: "Nancy's the soil. She got plowed."

"Chuck is like Zeus, in that sometimes he turns you into a cow and has sex with you."

"I don't care if it looks weird. Grab it!"

"Concerts are kind of athletic."
"Very much so."
"Very athletic. Especially if you're with Alex and Danny. Wait. That's kind of gross."

"I love Le-oul. I tried to make FML a marriage ceremony because I love him so much."

And the culmination of my Sound of Music experience:
"I will be the Picasso in the middle of this Renoir."