Some old insanity

"Siobhan's not happy unless there's something with tight pants."
"Or naked."
"Or naked. Which means it was in tight pants at some point."
"Wouldn't they be hard to get off?"
"You cut them off."
"Kinky."
"With a machete."
"Wouldn't that be dangerous?"
"That's the point."

"What's the point of dating? I mean, really!"

"Ha! I just took a picture of that chick and you'll never know!"

"Did you see how that soccer player was checking you out, Andrew?"
"Yeah, it's 'cause I'm hung like an elephant."
"Wait. I don't get it."
"Let's just say I use Magnums."
"The gun?"

"I don't get the elephant part though. Is it because they're big?"

Two things to always remember: go left and look up, because nobody ever does.