02 October 2008

What the f**k is wrong with the world?!

1. Bitches can't drive. Some old Asian lady yelled at me this morning for crossing the street and then walking back to my car earlier someone almost hit me. I'm six feet tall with blazing red hair wearing a red hoodie. I don't think the "I didn't see her" excuse will stand.

2. Motherfucker from the company who charged a hundred dollars on my debit card hung up on me when I called to complain about them charging me. Guilty. Sentence: me punching you in the face and you reimbursing me. Asshole.

3. "Oh you" was the response I got from the woman at the bank to check in on how the investigation people stealing my money went. Well fuck you very nicely too.

4. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26970782/ You are an adult. Either have a child of your own or don't. None of this creepy-as-fuck halfway bullshit.

5. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26182276/ ...Your dumb ass shouldn't be allowed to have children. End of story.

6. Real baby names, I shit you not: Lust Garten, Greed McGrew, Leper Priest, Gamble Moore, Teacher Blackbear, Moxie CrimeFighter (thank you, Penn Jillette), Shamrock Hardeman, Rainbow Green, Guinness Dack, Lunch Magee, Bread White, Mayo Head, Mike Rotch. That last one needs to watch less television. All of them suck and I pity those people.

7. I have a fucking Anthropology test tomorrow and I'm supposed to go study somewhere, location undisclosed even to me, with some people in my class. Now I'm too angry to speak, much less socialise.

I feel like killing something.

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