...From Detroit!

Happy Friday, everybody. Tonight's SIL, and if you're going, you either are in it, know someone in it, or have nothing better to do with yourself. In any case, I hope you laugh.

Oh, and a pretty good band: www.myspace.com/firstamendment1a/ Tommy's friend's band. 'Sall good.

*Edit* 11:46 and I'm still awake. Stupid show adrenaline high. It doesn't help that we're a bunch of savs who sit around in Mel's being... a bunch of savs. A lot of funny things were said, and I wish I could remember some of them.

It's good to know the lobster claw story. And the story behind Maggie Mae. Good stuff.

Title Source: “Maggie Mae” by Yesterday’s News. FINALLY, guys. Love it, love you.


“There's nothing funnier than your mom and her friend yelling about Peter Frampton being old and having no hair.”

“Do you have Fireworks?”
“With me?”
“No, the application.”

“What the fuck and who’s your mother? Where are my favorite trousers? Mis pantalones? My jeans??”

“Psh, I’m not you.”
“Yeah you are. You live inside me. So does Jack and Doug. Ian threw up, so I kicked him out.”
“I’m not surprised. I’d projectile vomit if I were inside you.”

“Thats was harsh.”
“Your lack of grammar was harsh.”

“I don’t understand why you guys all freak out when gross things are talked about.”
“I don’t freak out. Most of the time I laugh. Stupid dudeness.”

“So there are two themes I see here: emo and AFI. Oh, and some crap about bandanas and potassium. I dunno what that’s about.”

“Blame everyone else. That seems to be the ‘in’ thing right now.”

“Guard the breach! Man the walls! DEFEND THE THESIS!”

“I think we should get Andre to come.”
“Why?”
“Audience.”

“I could have had a more interesting conversation with a brick wall.”
“I probably have had a more interesting conversation with a brick wall.”

“If you could choke on stupid, she would have asphyxiated a while back.”

“So how are you?”
“You didn’t get the hint with the shotgun?”

“What? Why are you jingling? Who gave you permission to jingle?”

“…Wow… Thanks! … From Detroit!”

“So, what? It’s racist porn?”

“No retreat babies!”

“What happened to my napkin?”
“I ate it.”

“Have you ever had one of those days where everything is sticky?”

“What did the Romans use pruning hooks for? To de-bowel their enemies with?”

“Idiocology: the study of idiots.”

“Doug, stop being on crack.”
“That’s like trying to stop a duck from being on your wife.”

“Annie and I are a menage a trois.”

“God’s a skitzo!”

“Did Matt just ask Annie why her pants were off? Or why weren’t her pants off?”

"This car is like Amistad."

"Oh, and while we're here, I don't think we've formerly met."
"Nice to meet you, I'm Justin. Good to have you sitting on me."

"Portable mustard!"

"My two brothers and I can be a whole clan."
"...Only if you're gay..."