Winter Pops is FINALLY over. Thank God. I probably shouldn't let this into public knowledge, but apparently there's a pirated video of Bev, Siobhan, and I doing Big Spender on YouTube. Damn you, YouTube, and all your easy-access video ways! But anyway, Christmas Dance tonight. Let's hope for a good one, eh? I'm still banking someone cries.
Title Source: "The Sharpest Lives" by My Chemical Romance. If you don't like it, screw you because it's a great album.
“But then again hamburgers to a dragon might just taste better.”
“Maybe, but people wriggle. Hamburgers do not.”
“Well what about a live hamburger?”
“You mean taking a bite out of a cow?”
“I said hamburger, fool.”
“That's mostly what hamburgers are made of. I hope.”
“They are made of beef.”
“Cows are made of cow. They're made of beef. You're made of beef.”
“If I took a piece of beef will it turn into a cow?”
“It's made FROM cow.”
“But it wont become a cow is my point.”
“If you take a cow it won't automatically become beef.”
“Glad that’s cleared up.”
“I got a letter today from the National Guard. No thank you, but I do not wish to fight for the principles of people I don’t agree with.”
“The hypnotic powers of corporate America pizza hogs kind of freak me out.”
“Hey look, that column is straight-edge!”
“Benches are for asses, not for heathens.”
“Unconsentual oral sex still counts as rape, right? Okay, so you can rape someone with your face.”
“He’s playing guitar. He can’t be bothered with whores.”
“Right. Whores come after we play guitar.”
“Becca, are you in dress code?”
“Uuummm.... noo....”
“A mule is the retarded offspring of a horse and a tiger.”
“Kerfwappo!”
“I am jealous to the point of homicide.”
“The sun is all up ons!”
"If I'm cold that's the first thing I check. 'Am I wearing pants?'"
"Strip joints and minigolf... and churches. Fun for everyone."
"Yeah, the KKK have a meeting at the mini golf play every Thursday."
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The video has no sound.
This is the face of a sad man-
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