[comes out wearing a tunic] "Do I look Roman?"
"...You look like you're wearing a nightgown."
"I know, it's ridiculous."
"Love is not an illusion. It is tangible. If I don't believe that, I'll fucking murder someone."
"Ms. D, suppose I had a hypothetical friend who wanted more information on cumming grilled cheese. Where would he find it?"
Now fuck it. I'm going to play tennis.
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