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Hanging out with friends always makes fun. This time it was of a kid from Ukiah. Oh, sorry, an hour and a half South of Ukiah. I think we rendered him pretty well in sponge. For those confused of you, my life is essentially one inside joke. Rather unfortunate if you think about it. Is anyone doing anything for New Year's? I don't really want to sit at home with my parents this year. Again.

Title Source: "Awkward Duet" by Sons & Daughters. Scottish band. If you're from Minnesota, the song is pronounced 'akwurd'. O dear!


“What is jew? New. What is new?”
“Jesus. Um. Not much.”

“I don’t get it. It’s not that good. In fact it’s horrible.”
“It’s the zombification of America through pop culture, man.”

“Yes well, what can be done about that except bringing about the zombacolypse?”

“I would probably say that, like almost all drummers, Ringo got much less face time with the public because everyone’s always interested in the lead singer or the lyricist or, as it goes, the most charismatic of the group.”
“That’s bull. It was a band.”
“Well yes, but people are stupid.”

“I’m sorry, but Smokey the Bear is not gangsta.”

“Well, I’m going to walk up the hill.”
“Is that a euphemism for slitting wrists?”
“No, that would be falling down the hill, as in from blood loss.”

“Facebook?! No way!”
“I know. I make myself sick.”

“There’s nothing quite like an M80 to kill a nap.”

“You gave me fucking emo, you bastard.”
“What? How? How did I give you emo?”
“Well, when one person stops being emo, it has to go somewhere, hasn’t it?”
“There is no Law of Conservation of Emo.”
“Yes there is!”
“Look it up in your physics book.”
“It makes perfect sense!”
“It does not conform to any mass or energy laws.”
“I know. It conforms to the law of conservation of emo.”
“That's just a subsection of the energy laws.”

“[Rudraigh]’s the Indiana Jones of Covent!” And he is.

“Your definition of cute scares me.”
“I’m sorry.”
“That’s okay.”
“It’s my inner annoying-as-fuck indie kid. It attaches itself to anything male in tight pants.”

“Your multiple personalities gang up on each other.”
“Only the really annoying ones.”

“I find talking about the weird and then the normal has quite the effect on me and others...like...grinding glass into fine powder BEFORE you throw it in someone's eye.”