Sure we'll die young. All the greats do.

"Chivalry isn't dead. It's chained up in Oprah's basement; she beats it daily."

"Um, I think condoms actually stop evolution."

"That guy is so annoyingly ugly. And just annoying."

"Rhinos don't make that sound."
"That's the sound rhinos make when they bounce. Have you ever heard a rhino bounce?"

"I'm sorry, little candles in big red glass jars mean Jesus!"

"This is like a ninja tea party in here."

"Women wear these."
"Bra?"
"More formal."
"...Bro?"

"BRAIN LIGHTNING!"

"Sure."
"Sure?"
"No."
"No?"
"Don't confuse my hormones. It's bad for everyone's health."

~

You know, it's sort of funny that all the quotes in this one are from or to guys. Little useless piece of information. I'm full of 'em. Also I dunno why I said the Best Of would have three installments. 2008 isn't over and like hell am I pulling a VH1 and reminiscing about a year (or decade) before it's over.