Well, it appears I am updating four days early. You can thank the Lovely Miss Annie and boredom. There are no quotes, unfortunately, because it is an interpost, but a quaint little diddy I did some months ago updated to match. Note: this list is subject to change, and probably will.
Opening Credits: “May 16” by Lagwagon
Waking Up Scene: “Hey Kid” by the Ataris
Average Day: “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” by My Chemical Romance
Stroll Through Town: “My Own Worst Enemy” by Lit
Date: “Twilight” by Elliott Smith
Falling In Love: “Teo Torriatte,” by Queen
Being In Love: “Dance Inside,” by The All-American Rejects
Love Scene: “Bury Me Deep Inside Your Heart” by HIM
Sex Scene: “Pieces Mended” by the Used
Heartbreak Scene: “Demolition Lovers” by My Chemical Romance
Break-up Scene: “Brave New World” by Iron Maiden
Rebound Scene: “Dreamer’s Ball” by Queen; “Walk Away” by Franz Ferdinand
Learning Lesson: “The Business of Getting Down” by Ozma
Life’s Okay: “Lithium” by Nirvana
Fast/Crazy Car Driving Scene: “Take It Away” by The Used
High School Flashback Scene: “The Freshmen” by The Verve Pipe
Nostalgic Scene: “Poison Oak” by Bright Eyes
Party Scene: “Been Swank” by the Von Bondies
Chill Scene: “You Know So Well” by Sondre Lerche
Drug Scene: “Give Me Novacaine” by Green Day
Nightclub/Bar Scene: “I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor” by The Arctic Monkeys
Bitter, Angry Scene: “Molotov” by Dead Poetic
Regret Scene: “Macy’s Day Parade” by Green Day
Revenge Scene: “There’s A Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey…” by Panic! At The Disco
Dreaming Scene: “Endless Rain” by X Japan
Slow Dance: “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls
Happy Dance: “Start The Commotion” by The Wiseguys
Long Night Alone: “Losing All Control” by Rooney
Contemplation Scene: “Thoughts of a Dying Atheist” by Muse
Sad, Breakdown Scene: “Smile, You Won” by Lydia
Goodbye: “Wish You Were Here” by Pink Floyd
Death Scene: “Dimmer Light” by Dead Poetic
Funeral Scene: “Easy/Lucky/Free” by Bright Eyes
Closing Song: “Doolin’ Dalton” by The Eagles
The title is from a Blood Brother's song; probably the best thirty-nine second song I've ever heard.