Early in the week, I got a comment on the last post from some anonymous cool-person (yes, it is hyphenated). To that person, be they reading this, I wish to say, You’re flipping rad, whoever you are. But let’s get on to this week. There are a couple good ones from Sunday afternoon: ice-skating and craziness in general. Not to mention more “your mom” jokes than you can shake a stick at. Some of these are actually really old because Sunday night my brother reinstalled AIM, which I haven’t used in months, and my profile was still up and had quotes. Nifty, huh? Comments, darlings, are always appreciated when read, whether they be positive or otherwise.
Title Source: “Callbacks” by We Are Scientists. They rock and make me want to dance. Buy it!
"Now, now. If we went around stabbity-stabbing all the stupid people, who would do our bidding?"
"Well, that's what I get for using demon-based paint."
"No, actually, I keep my soul in a toasty-warm pretty glass bottle where I can admire it."
“Why does she look dead?”
“It’s fashionable.”
“Oh yeah, I want to look like a corpse.”
“Hey, Lance Bass is gay. Like no one saw that coming. No straight guy has that kind of hair.”
“Stupid cars. Trying to run me over all the time.”
"It's so glittery."
"That's what she said.”
"You're so gay you're homophobic!"
“God! What the fuck is up with this bus! First it smells like feet, and then it smells like death, and then it smells like ass!”
"So you still have long hair and listen to heavy metal? Yeah... that's unattractive."
An example of my nerdiness: "Well, we're supposed to be playing D&D, but the n00bs are playing Warcraft."
"Idea! We should have a nerf gun fight at the zoo! But we might lose the darts... so never mind."
"We should use the animals as mounts."
"Why is it that every guy I know just about gets a hard on talking about Warcraft?"
"It isn't. It's a figment of you imagination. I hope."
"You hope I imagine guys having hard ons talking about video games... No thanks."
"It's not that violent, unless someone gets shot in the face, which is usually Gabriel."
"Those nerf dart fly fucking fast! Especially from a six-shooter."
"Things I've been doing for two days straight: knitting and reading comic books. Welcome to Dorkland."
"All is fair in love and Mexican stand-offs."
"You're not having sex. They're not having sex. They're still wearing clothes. Rookie mistake!"
“Boys have germs, girls have cooties, get it right!”
“I like my candy with a citrus base. Like my women. Wait…”
“Rivers Cuomo: The Emo Woody Allen”
“For some reason, whenever I think of Ville Valo, I think of pirates.”
“I know. Unfortunately I do too.”
“No un in the fortunate. Well… I mean… in fortUNate there’s an un, but no un prefix!”
“Loverrr.”
[looks around] “Wrong number?”
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