One's real life is often the life that one does not lead.

That's another Oscar Wilde quote for you up yonder in the title. I got it from this book by Hornsby I am half-reading; it's about four people who instead of jumping off a building on New Year's Eve become friends and so forth. It is a good book. You should read it. In other news, I saw the new X-Men earlier this afternoon with my brother. 'Twas good, not as great as expected but decent. I could go on a giant comic-book-nerd schpeal on what they SHOULD have done, but instead I will just give thee the quotes of this, our final week of May and school. Grab a spoon and dig it.

"Can't fuckin' trust anyone."
"'Cept me. Cuz I'm cool."

"Silly Annie... Twix are for children... And also trix are for kids... And jokes are for Ceri."

"If I'm ever raped, I hope it's by you."

"Your existence is insest."

"No! I hate being in a coma!"

"No! I'm not innocent! I'm a heroin junkie!"

"Okay. Inspiration: Alex, you just won a trip to Europe. Melissa, your boyfriend just crossed a street without getting hit by a car. GO!"

[Angrily] "Are you seductively eating Poptarts again!?"

"It's the comic books trying to escape my skin." [schlpitk] "Oh my god, it's Superman Number 1!"


Sorry there are not too many. What with finals and not having a pen, there have been less remembered and/or worthy quotes. I'll try harder next time.