A very merry unbirthday to you.

And a very merry one to me! That is right, ladies and gentlemen; for those of you who do not already know [I doubt there are many of you] today celebrates the sixteenth anniversary of my birth. And since people have been giving so much to me today, I decided to give you all a quote.

"You're not helping me any. 'Foooood.' Fuck you. You eat rocks!"


With liberty and cupcakes for all!