Well, my lovelies, here we are. It is Friday, and that means, I decided, that an update is in order. I intend on updating every Friday with quotes from the week, but if more are needed, so shall more be made. Also, the chances of my adding random little updates on life in general are rather good, so look out for those.
It occurred to me yesterday that I give no sources for these quotes, but that is not disrecognising the speakers and giving credit where credit is due: I merely wish to save them—and myself— some cheesed-off time for my quoting them on something they perhaps had not wanted published. Rejoice, ye mortals, and revel in the anonimity.
As promised and hopefully awaited, quotes from this, the second week of May 2006.
"Sometimes you have to act like a minion so you can get into a position where you can stab them in the back and trample on their bloody body."
"That's magic! You're a magic Annie!"
"Cheeze is at cheeze temperature, thank you."
"Sorry, folks. You're going to have to get off... apparently this bus is on fire."
"I've told you before: I have ESP."
"Well I have PS2. Does that count for anything?"
"Your greatest enemy is...? We saw it yesterday."
"Oprah?"
"If she starts making sense, the natural order of the world will crumble."
"And then where we be when we want to make pancakes?"
"Exactly. With its soft and buttery goodness."
"Anyway... so Father Stiegeler contrabands toilet paper."
"SANTA'S A NAZI! HIDE THE CHILDREN!"
"Don't mess with China, bitches!"
"I'd rather have an alphabet than an empire; it's like, I've found the meaning of life, but you can't read it."
And, my personal favourite despite its omittence in the first post...
"Amoebas are angry!"
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