Hey, look! Lucky number 16! I went to a tea house today. The Scottish lady who owns the place was so nice, and the food was delicious, and the tea was heavenly. Then I was going to go shoot some photos, but then my mom called, so I didn't. Fascinating life I live, isn't it? Anyway, I look like a flippin' gunman, in my flatcap and shady expression. Alls I need is that pair of boots I've been eying and my brother's army jacket. Oh, and a sniper rifle. But that's another kettle of fish.
Oh, and here's something I found quite hilarious. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/n/a/2006/07/17/international/i083441D32.DTL
Title Source: "Ode To A Superhero" by Weird Al. A parody of "Piano Man." Personally, I like this version better.
“~Jimmy shucked corn, and I don’t care~!”
“Yeah, I had to go by Jimmy. Or Gumby.”
“I told you mutant hedgehogs just won’t cut it.”
“People just want senseless violence or nothing. I go to the movies not to think!”
“Getting confirmed is like getting a level in Paladin, right? Heal light wounds, smite evil. But you can only smite evil once a day.”
“ROFL my waffle!”
“Is that like leggo’ my eggo?”
“How was life without me? Unbearable?”
“Indeed. Emo kids cried. But that’s because I kicked them.”
“Meanie.”
“They deserved it.”
“I met a guy from Wisconsin the other day.”
“Does he have an accent and smell like cheese?”
“A fucking daisy chain? How old are you, three?”
“I’m a hippie, fuck you.”
“Beverly agrees that Quinn is delish.”
“Duh. She has ovaries. Quinn makes ovaries quiver.”
“I want a jacket that says ‘Your pretty face is going to hell.’”
“I think if I had a shirt that said ‘I can lick things’ I might get the wrong kind of attention.”
“Miss Piggy needs to ease up on the perms.”
“When you can’t have good production value, make up for it by being artsy.”
“Just because I want to beat the living fuck out of someone doesn’t mean I hate them. God, I’m such a guy.”
“I eats her.”
[Aims at lamp]
[Dies]
“Are you a lamp?”
“Yes.”
“Oh.”
“Life is… interesting.”
“Hence the pistol.”
“So I take it she is being unofficially voted off the island.”
“If by ‘voted off the island’ you mean shot in the foot and getting her face beaten in… then yes.”
“Isn’t it beautiful?”
“It is pretty. In the flaming hardcore way.”
“The best way.”
“Don’t make fun of the blind, dyslexic kid!”
“Lovebird?”
“Yes. You sing like a bird.”
“A drunk bird. On anti-helium.”
“Bolt Vanderhuge!”
“That’s a good porn name.”
“Morons! This country is full of morons! And Stan Lee is one of them!”
“You know what the worst part is? He stole that idea from one of the background Frontline issues. There’s a reality show called ‘America’s Next Top Super Hero’ and it has people with actual superpowers.”
"And they kept saying 'flippin' ay' all the time. It really got on my nerves."
"Alright, if you're going to say that, at least say it right. It's fuckin' eh, and the only circumstances under which you should use it are if someone wakes you up by pouring a bucket of water on you or something along those lines."
"How many muppets had to die for you to wear that scarf?!"
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Oh their blogskins? Friend Betsy did them. She's a whiz at those types of things. yup! Once I get into updating more I may ask her to make me one. =]
The most awesome part about this is that you or someone else is knowleadgable about current marvel continuity to recognize things from what's probably (admittedly I'm only semi-keeping up with Frontline, so I don't really know) a background thing and quote them.
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