How's the pie? Sooo good...

Yeah, I saw Spider-man 3. All you people who said it was terrible lied. It was hilarious! You can't take it too seriously, you know? But I did enjoy the parts that weren't ridiculously cheesy, and of course the parts that were so bad it was awesome. Like that him dancing down the street and all the women looking at him like, "What the fuck?" FANtastic.

I'm spending so much money this weekend. 28 Weeks Later tonight with Rudraigh, Emily, Cian, and Alex (and possibly others?) and then tomorrow, Exploratorium and Yesterday's News. Crazy.

Title Source: Harry Osburn. Soooo good...

"Go buy me cake."
"With what? My good looks?"
"...I would."

"Humble is for suckers."

"I feel like I'm missing something. What am I missing?"
"Mic?"
"No."
"Swingy metal thingy?"
"No."
"Whirling dervish?"
"There we go!"

"This is what we wear baggy pants for."

"Chuck's not really violent, but he really loves his hummus."

Sumner: "Wait, Dan, spread your legs more."

"You look like macaroni and cheese."
"No, I was going to say more like orange sherbet."
"Don't lick me."

Mr. Evans: "Moral of the story: you are what you eat."
Nick: "I'm not poop."

"My mom's a lazy bitch. I'mma write a poem about it."

[with hand over face] "I'm Spider-man! Q.Q!"

"Emo Spider-man! Q.Q!"

You're a Monet. No question about it.

I am so DAMN glad the show is over. Now back to my non-life of writing emo poetry, doing my homework early, and all around being a loser.


"I'm at 'work'."
"'Work'?"
"Yep."
"Brothel?"
"Shut up, slut."

"Always assume rape."

"You just chucked a book at your mom!"
"She asked for it."

"It's easier to say 'Ohh... she's a crack addict" than "Ohh... There's a lot of injustice in this town!'"

"So if the baby's a watermelon, and Jason's the vine, what's Nancy?"
Ms. Nickolai: "Nancy's the soil. She got plowed."

"Chuck is like Zeus, in that sometimes he turns you into a cow and has sex with you."

"I don't care if it looks weird. Grab it!"

"Concerts are kind of athletic."
"Very much so."
"Very athletic. Especially if you're with Alex and Danny. Wait. That's kind of gross."

"I love Le-oul. I tried to make FML a marriage ceremony because I love him so much."

And the culmination of my Sound of Music experience:
"I will be the Picasso in the middle of this Renoir."