Siobhan: [feels Brian's shirt] "Oh, it is velour. We were wondering what it was made of."
Brian: "Felt."
Pause
Siobhan: "Really?"
Brian: [grin] "Well, it is now."
"If you do something right, you should know it. If you do something wrong, you should be told about it." ~mio nonno
Wisdom from Neil Gaiman: "Writing... it's like the Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote. The roadrunner can run off a cliff and keep going because it doesn't look down. Wile E. Coyote can never do it because he stops and contemplates the impossibility of it. To succeed at writing you can never contemplate the impossible. Otherwise you'll need to find an invisible ladder to get you back to where you were when you fall."
~
When did I start hating almost everyone I know? Theories would be nice to hear.
05 October 2008
02 October 2008
What the f**k is wrong with the world?!
1. Bitches can't drive. Some old Asian lady yelled at me this morning for crossing the street and then walking back to my car earlier someone almost hit me. I'm six feet tall with blazing red hair wearing a red hoodie. I don't think the "I didn't see her" excuse will stand.
2. Motherfucker from the company who charged a hundred dollars on my debit card hung up on me when I called to complain about them charging me. Guilty. Sentence: me punching you in the face and you reimbursing me. Asshole.
3. "Oh you" was the response I got from the woman at the bank to check in on how the investigation people stealing my money went. Well fuck you very nicely too.
4. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26970782/ You are an adult. Either have a child of your own or don't. None of this creepy-as-fuck halfway bullshit.
5. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26182276/ ...Your dumb ass shouldn't be allowed to have children. End of story.
6. Real baby names, I shit you not: Lust Garten, Greed McGrew, Leper Priest, Gamble Moore, Teacher Blackbear, Moxie CrimeFighter (thank you, Penn Jillette), Shamrock Hardeman, Rainbow Green, Guinness Dack, Lunch Magee, Bread White, Mayo Head, Mike Rotch. That last one needs to watch less television. All of them suck and I pity those people.
7. I have a fucking Anthropology test tomorrow and I'm supposed to go study somewhere, location undisclosed even to me, with some people in my class. Now I'm too angry to speak, much less socialise.
I feel like killing something.
2. Motherfucker from the company who charged a hundred dollars on my debit card hung up on me when I called to complain about them charging me. Guilty. Sentence: me punching you in the face and you reimbursing me. Asshole.
3. "Oh you" was the response I got from the woman at the bank to check in on how the investigation people stealing my money went. Well fuck you very nicely too.
4. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26970782/ You are an adult. Either have a child of your own or don't. None of this creepy-as-fuck halfway bullshit.
5. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26182276/ ...Your dumb ass shouldn't be allowed to have children. End of story.
6. Real baby names, I shit you not: Lust Garten, Greed McGrew, Leper Priest, Gamble Moore, Teacher Blackbear, Moxie CrimeFighter (thank you, Penn Jillette), Shamrock Hardeman, Rainbow Green, Guinness Dack, Lunch Magee, Bread White, Mayo Head, Mike Rotch. That last one needs to watch less television. All of them suck and I pity those people.
7. I have a fucking Anthropology test tomorrow and I'm supposed to go study somewhere, location undisclosed even to me, with some people in my class. Now I'm too angry to speak, much less socialise.
I feel like killing something.
Rando-rant
Courtesy of Anthropology class and the chit in front of me.
Why the hell do some girls make like they're about to tie up their hair, whether in a ponytail or a bun, and then they just let their collection of hair go? What is the point besides annoying the people behind you? Unless I've got a hairtie and the notion to get my hair out of my face, I don't fuck with it. I usually don't fuck with my hair unless I've got a reason, like running/dancing/jumping around or pinning it up to look all fanciful. Unnecessary, that's all it is. A waste of time and energy.
Why the hell do some girls make like they're about to tie up their hair, whether in a ponytail or a bun, and then they just let their collection of hair go? What is the point besides annoying the people behind you? Unless I've got a hairtie and the notion to get my hair out of my face, I don't fuck with it. I usually don't fuck with my hair unless I've got a reason, like running/dancing/jumping around or pinning it up to look all fanciful. Unnecessary, that's all it is. A waste of time and energy.
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