I'm smitten, but not stupid. I can read it all over your face.

After a long week of doing pretty much nothing at the hospital-yesterday was literally nothing- I have decided to add an entry. Is anyone actually doing anything cool this summer? All I've heard is Immersion this and "I have a job" that. Pshaw. Who wants an actual job... well, I do, but that's beside the point.

Probably going to head up Aaron Brothers later and grab some supplies. I've been drawing a lot recently and need some better pens. Maybe Borders as well? We shall see.

Title Source: Alkaline Trio. Some song off "Remains" though I can't remember which.


"It is always those who stand apart that are the first to be found. Or the first to be lost."

"But perhaps the real tragedy is that modern history does not have his ilk.There is no Guy Fawkes. There is no Thomas Jefferson. There is no John Locke. There is no Voltaire. Perhaps that is the one true tragedy of our generation. For surely, this last century shall be judged, and judged severely."

"I CONTINUE! AND DEFY THE LIMITS!" [evil laughter]
"..." [glare] "I love you too much for my own dignity."

"Writing something?"
"Nope. Making myself blind with more webcomics and more crazy with sexy rock music."

"What's that? Crunchy things? I want crunchy things!"

[groan] "My body hurts."
"..."
"Shush. You know yo were thinking something dirty."
"...Well, I am NOW."

"And Anakin is a horny asshole."
"Pretty much. He was freaking nine when they met! How sick is that! Thus proving George Lucas a pedophile"

"Anakin is really really really trying so hard."
"That's because he's a wuss."
"Well he becomes darth vader so. I have to say, not exactly wuss material. Just really really randy."
"No, man. Anakin's just an emo kid that turns into a metal head: all sad because of some chick and then he gets his limbs cut off and is pissed off at the world about it."

A sudden observation

I don't know if any of you (however few there are of you still reading this) listening to 30 Seconds to Mars, or at least know their latest album, but it came up on shuffle just now and since I haven't listened to it in a while, I decided, "Ah, what the hell."

Like I said, I don't know if any of you like the song "The Hunter," but Jesus Christ does Leto sound like a crazy-scary drunk. Screaming "I'M GOING HUNTING! I AM THE HUNTER!" at the top of his lungs... creepy music... I'm convinced they recorded this on a weekend at the cabin in the middle of the woods, and all of them got drunk and/or stoned.

I'd look down on them for it, except that a lot of good old music was made that way.

Sorry, folks, this ain't SKINEMAX!

Hola. I'm sitting in the nursery at church, posting because I have nothing better to do besides watch old episodes of TAI TV on youtube. Man, I'm so addicted to it now. Kind of sad. Does that make me a bad person, being on the internet laughing at hilarious smokin' hot guys during mass? If it does, oh well. Back to youtube.

Title Source: William Beckett; "TAI TV: Episode 12". Santi!


"I hate to call people that young sluts, so... I predict she will become a girl of questionable morals when she's older."
[dies laughing] "'Girl of questionable morals'!" [laughs harder] "We're talking about the same person, right?"
"Yes. Why?"
"'When she's older'?"

"So a friend of my friend had size F boobs, right? But she can't get them reduced because cartilege grew underneath them to hold them up. That's adaptation at workright there: her boobs were so huge that her body grew itself its own bra."
"...That'd be like nuzzling a shark."

"I bet you are 843278437times more amazing than you."

"You're calling me fat. Now I have to get all emorexic on your ass."

"Elle thinks tongue, Elle thinks Beckett."

Then Your Heartstrings Unwind

Hey, people. So, some of you may have been wondering about the severe lack and lateness of quotes as of late. Truth is, there haven't been many. So I'm thinking that cutting back is in order. Probably just for the summer, but we'll see.

BFD today, bitches!

Title Source: Some Thursday song. I don't remember which because I woke up with it in my head.


[After Pirates Of The Caribbean 3] "Dude! I want an eyeliner bitch! Make my life soo much better if I had some hot guy following me around fixing my eyeliner all day."

"Well i must say that there are some similarities between concert-going and pirating. They both involve violent boys/men, lots of sweat, and drunken singing."

"Well, you go change into your exciting pants and get PUMPED for this movie!"

"Venus is the new Australia."
"No, Venus is the Russian Australia."

We're not old enough to buy beer, what are we supposed to teach the world?

Offer no explanations, don't take no shit. But I got a bunny!

Title Source: Diary by Chuck Palahniuk. New addiction anyone?


"You're really hungry today."
"Yeah, it's like I'm pregnant or something."

Mr. Evans: "Never listen to me. I'm also unoriginal."

"Mr. Evans, I thought you knew something."

"It's chauvinistic candy!"

"American cheese comes from inbred cows."

"When we can connect Ghost Busters in English class, it's a good day."

"If you wake up in a dumpster, naked, covered in ketchup... you had a good weekend."

"Doug, go live in a leper colony."
"Give the lepers Ebola!"
"Aww, that's just mean."

"You...just...related Swan Lake to Pirates of the Caribbean..."

"That's not masturbation!"

"I'm delicious after concerts."

"His happy trail is like a happy atomic explosion."

"Are you a cow or dead?"

"You don't know what bunnies do in boxes. They could make airplane noises."

"Can I get a what what!"
"Huh?"
"No idea. I thought that's what some guys outside asked my mom, but apparently he was asking for directions."

"How in hell was I supposed to guess a crazy Greek like that?!"
"You weren't. I never told you to guess."
"Oh. Right."