People Are Freaks. And these are the good ones.

[comes out wearing a tunic] "Do I look Roman?"
"...You look like you're wearing a nightgown."
"I know, it's ridiculous."

"Love is not an illusion. It is tangible. If I don't believe that, I'll fucking murder someone."

"Ms. D, suppose I had a hypothetical friend who wanted more information on cumming grilled cheese. Where would he find it?"


Now fuck it. I'm going to play tennis.