Yeah, yeah. I know what you all are thinking. "Holy shit! She did something trendy!" Well, don't get used to it. I got really bored on Monday morning and did this. Not quite the spitting image, but you get the idea. Anyway, I do not think I have much to say, because if I talk too much I will start to sound like Delirium, not that any of you know who that is. Oh well, I'll just follow my fishie. By the way, in case you are interested, the title is a quote from Dream to his son Orpheus... you'll have to read it.
The Law of Conservation of Boredom State:
"Boredom cannot be created nor destroyed, only a) transferred from person to person or b)delayed. Both are true, yet mutually exclusive."
"We're all watching a Kevin Bacon movie really."
"How do you mean?"
"Well Kevin Bacon's in a lot of movies."
"Oh. I thought you were about to say something profound. My bad."
"Oh well. Me and my silly expectations."
"Does this bass make my ass look big?"
"Do you want me to lick it for you?"
"Only one of those things grace the human tongue, moron, unless you lick your comic books. Freak."
"..."
"Thought so."
"I like to think you're Annie McAwesomeface. And it's true!"
"No, you didn't. You passed with flying colours."
"No, that was the Gay Pride Parade passing by."
"Because I love you enough to hurl nasty-ass insults at you for fun."
"I think I like Streetwalker Fuckenstein the best."
"I think I got an STD from just hearing you talk."
"Come on, one look at my face sends people wild."
"Yeah, screaming."
"Veelas are for Potter; Auroras are for Ceri."
"And no, I do not lie. Brendon Urie would mkae sex with you, so you have to be hot."
"You have pudding, you greedy slug."
"I am not a naked snail, you... amoeba.'
"Hey, angry amoeba. Get it right."
"Hey... how do you feel about... chocolate sauce?"
"Explain the voice and the screaming. He definitely has a set of lungs on him... must have some practice."
"We are now the Dead Duck Club."
"Shut up, I can make pancakes."
[quietly] "...I can lick things."
"Everything sounds better in the context of an orgy."
It occurs to me that maybe you had to have been there for most of these quotes.
Oh well. Sucks for you who weren't.
